You too can join the Fruckers International!
Simply enter the code on your TV screen now: ‘Freedom’ and the password ‘scruyall’. You will receive in the mail the following:
- One gold embossed membership card.
- One laminated x-ed out QR code saying you are not vaccinated, never intend to be unless coerced by gun-toting federal agents of J Trudeau, the Liberal ***** who lives somewhere near Ottawa.
- One Canadian flag, inverse, made in China by Uighurs, guaranteed not to fade, run, or unravel for ten days or as long as five gallons of petrol will keep your truck running in minus 20 degrees Celsius or Fahrenheit.
- One Donald Trump MAGA bumper sticker for trucks registered in Alberta or Saskatchewan.
- Two magnetic “Impunity” door signs, complete with Canada Unity’s phone number.
- One laminated “Freedom Fries” card to show at all truck stops in Canada and the US (not valid in Mexico or PQ) affording you a 10% discount on French fries (not valid for poutine). Show the obverse side of the card with the picture of the Trudeau and Trump meeting and you will likely get the fries free.
If you opt for the Premium membership in Fruckers International, you will receive a free baseball cap emblazoned with gold letters “Freedom Fighter” over the image of a Freightliner truck.
Apply within the next 8 hours and we’ll send you not one, but two Freedom hats! A small handling charge will apply.
But wait, there is more!
If you do not drive an 18-wheeler, you can still become a member of Fruckers International. That’s right, you 4-wheelers who drive F-150s, Sierras, Rams, or Titans or even a SUV can become Little Fruckers! Little Fruckers will not get the Freightliner Freedom cap but will receive an authentic bumper sticker “I supported the Freedom Protest” as well as the Freedom Fries discount card. You may choose to fly the official Frucker flag or any flag you like in your rear window.
All credit cards are accepted as well as donations from our American supporters. A special thank you to Elon!
Brothers and Sisters (all our sister drivers are brothers) and families of the brotherhood: join the Freedom Rally now.
Disclaimer: Fruckers International accepts no responsibility for events arising from the prototype protest staged in Canada in the effort to bring down governments around the world by strangling commerce using the shutdown of transportation by truck blockades, including but not limited to: food distribution including meats, eggs, fish, fruits and potatoes; fuel (gasoline and diesel) delivery; clothing and shelter supplies; medical supplies; milk, water and beer distribution; automobiles and their components; household contents (moving); construction supplies including lumber, concrete, asphalt and salt; military supplies, including weapons and ‘ready-to-eat’ meals; aircraft fuel; Prime shipments; Chapman’s ice cream; Tim Hortons donut dough; and McCain’s French fries unless labelled Freedom Fries, and of course, snarling traffic for ambulances, fire, and police vehicles.
